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Congratulations to the newlyweds
We wish them love and happiness
Husband - obey your wife
And love her alone
And the wife - to give birth to children,
Dear, glorious rascals!
We are waiting for heroes from you
And beautiful daughters.
And we also wish you
To be young forever
Us for a golden wedding
Don't forget to invite.

Congratulations to the young and wish you happiness,
Let all misfortunes pass in your life.
Let the honey river, your life flows,
And as a young month, your son will be born!
Daughter to you, like a poppy color, consolation to mom.
Well, how many will be all, you decide for yourself.

Be healthy, live richly,
As far as your salary will allow you.
But you know, the salary is always not enough,
Shake all the ancestors - they will add to you.
Your parents have doubled
Love them more, stay longer.
Don't be afraid of booties, don't be afraid of diapers -
Have boys, have girls.
But children bother parents
Throw them to grandmothers - they will bring up.
But most of all I wish, however,
So that your marriage does not have a marriage!

Live happily and amicably
Bet if you need it
But know: your business is tight -
That you can't live
Without each other, what do you
Can't be sad at all
Friends, let's shout:
Bitterly!

With all our hearts we wish you
Good health, and may
Your wrinkles will be smoothed out
Sorrow and sadness will come off the face.
Today is your happy day
Do not count relatives, friends.
Fun, music and jokes
At the wedding, you are your children.
You raised them, it was hard
You lost your peace and sleep.
For all the worries and worries
Earthly and low bow to you!

The Book of Marriage consists of two parts:
poetry - honeymoon and prose - the rest of life. As you understand, the first part is very thin, the second is thick. And this, mind you, exactly corresponds to the female dimensions: the bride is thin, the wife, you know, not very much. Therefore, I propose to divide the second part of the book into several parts and make each of them honey. Let not only the first month, but all the years of marriage be sweet and pleasant, like this wine in our glasses!

You can't forget moments like this.
Solemn and tense.
Words of greeting friends -
Parents of the newlyweds.
It's not easy, everyone knows
What a joy it is to raise children!
My toast is also - and also important:
"For their fathers and mothers!"

May none of you break that oath,
What wedding bands remember are two rings.
Let your souls become inseparable
And happy hearts beat in harmony!
May your days be blessed
To build happiness firmly, and not to steal,
And thoughts are pure and frank:
Get together - forever, and love - so relish!
Welcoming bonds of heart,
Find a shorter and more weighty words:
Parental blessings to you!
For life for life - advice to you and love!

We wish our newlyweds
So that their path is always successful,
To live better every year
So that the house is always a full bowl!
So that at their silver wedding
And we would drink and take a walk!
So that the mother-in-law does not saw her son-in-law,
The mother-in-law did not scold the daughter-in-law,
So that the world is always in their apartment,
In our country, and in the whole world!
Bitterly!

Live together and approximately
And never know quarrels
And let the golden shine on you
big bright star!
Let it never go out
Happy life dawn
May you always be sweet
And today we
Bitterly!

And if the salary does not allow you to live,
Well, don't live, no one is in bondage!

Rosstat once every two years conducts a federal statistical survey of organizations regarding the distribution of the number of employees by the amount of accrued wages per month (April is chosen as the average), which covers large and medium-sized organizations of all types of economic activity and forms of ownership, except for small business. In 2017, the survey covered 103.7 thousand organizations, which accounted for 27% of all organizations - this is a more than representative sample that allows one to fairly reliably judge the situation with wages in the country. http://www.gks.ru/wps/wcm/connect/rosstat_main/rosstat/ru/statistics/publications/catalog/11c4980041c1bcbf9ee9fe27f9898572

According to Rosstat, in 2017 the number of officially employed citizens in Russia amounted to 71.8 million people.

The conducted survey recorded the following differentiation of employees by the size of the accrued average monthly salary:

• up to 7.5 thousand rubles. per month (average - 6.3 thousand) - 1.8% of employees;


• 7.5 to 9.0 thousand roubles. per month (on average - 8.3 thousand)- 2.9% of employees;


• 9.0 to 10.6 thousand roubles. per month (on average - 9.9 thousand) - 3.2% workers;


• from 10.6 to 12.2 thousand roubles. per month (on average - 11.4 thousand)- 3.6% of employees;


• from 12.2 to 13.8 thousand rubles. per month (on average - 13.0 thousand) - 3.7%;


• from 13.8 to 15.4 thousand rubles. per month (on average - 14.6 thousand) - 3.8%;


• from 15.4 to 17.0 thousand rubles. per month (on average - 16.2 thousand) - 4.1%;


• from 17 to 18.6 thousand rubles. per month (on average - 17.8 thousand) - 4.2%;


• from 18.6 to 21.8 thousand rubles. per month (on average - 20.2 thousand) - 7.9%;


• from 21.8 to 25.0 thousand rubles. per month (on average - 23.4 thousand) - 7.8%;


• from 25 to 30 thousand rubles. per month (on average - 27.5 thousand) - 10.5%;


• from 30 to 35 thousand rubles. per month (on average - 32.5 thousand) - 8.6%;


• from 35 to 40 thousand rubles. per month (on average - 37.5 thousand) - 6.9%;


• from 40 to 50 thousand rubles. per month (on average - 44.8 thousand) - 10.1%;


• from 50 to 60 thousand rubles. per month (on average - 54.9 thousand) - 6.5%;


• from 60 to 75 thousand rubles. per month (on average - 66.8 thousand) - 5.6%;


• from 75 to 100 thousand rubles. per month (on average - 85.8 thousand) - 4.3%;


• from 100 to 250 thousand rubles. per month (on average - 140.5 thousand) - 4.0%;


• from 250 to 500 thousand rubles. per month (on average - 332.4 thousand) - 0.4%;


• from 500 thousand to 1.0 million rubles. per month (average - 665.8 thousand) - 0.1%;


• over 1.0 million rubles. per month (average - 2.36 million) - 0.03%.

The extreme figures - the first and last lines - simply lead to a stupor: the average salary is 6.3 thousand rubles. and an average salary of 2 million 360 thousand rubles. for 1 employee per month - a difference of 375 times (!). This is simply indecent, shameful for the country. And after all, not 1, not 2, not 10 or even 100 such "overvalued" workers, but 21 thousand (0.03% of 71.8 million officially employed citizens) - 49.6 billion rubles are accrued to their share. official salary per month. .
At the same time, 4.7% of workers (the first two lines) - 3.4 million people - receive an average salary of 6.3 and 8.3 thousand rubles, which is much lower than the subsistence level, which is 9 on average in the country. 5 thousand rubles per month. To bring their salary to the subsistence minimum, 6.7 billion rubles a month are needed - well, these "supervaluable" workers would be charged not 2.36 million, but 2.04 million rubles each. a month - and the problem would be solved.

All these figures are well known to the government, the Accounts Chamber and all other interested departments, but....
No shame, no conscience for some.

A wedding is a happy and joyful event for the newlyweds, their parents and friends. According to tradition, congratulations to the young couple are heard at this celebration. Increasingly, instead of long table speeches, guests say wedding congratulations with a joke, which defuse the situation and relieve the tension that is present at such ceremonies.

Choose comic congratulations to the wedding - and congratulate the bride and groom on their marriage. The main thing at the same time is to observe the measure and not offend anyone, because a wedding is a joyful event, and you should not overshadow it.

Funny congratulations on the wedding

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Congratulations on your wedding day
And I want to wish
you second half
Take it entirely.

Change "plus" to "minus"
Will never succeed
It is only important to decide
Who is the neck, who is the head.

And I want a wedding
You better remember
So that anyone in life is "bitter"
Kiss to fix!

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Be healthy, live richly,
As far as ... your salary will allow you.
But know: the salary is always not enough,
Shake all the ancestors - they will add to you.
Your parents have doubled
Love them more, stay longer.
Don't be afraid of booties, don't be afraid of diapers -
Have boys, have girls.
But children bother parents
Throw them to grandmothers - they will bring them up.
But most of all we wish, however,
So that your marriage does not have a marriage!

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That's all - no freedom to be seen,
They are now husband and wife.
We are in a hurry, friends, to wish you
Always be a team!
Substitutes do not need players
And arbitrators are also not needed.
We wish you strong fetters,
So that together until the gray hair.
And let your team grow
Junior roster is expanding.
Happiness will find you, friends, everywhere,
Only you honor the family charter.

Funny congratulations for a wedding, you can say it as toasts at the table, or you can perform it in the form of couplets. Another option is to read cool congratulations on the day of the wedding, playing funny scenes with the presentation of gifts to the newlyweds.

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I wish that on your marriage
There was a "quality mark" big!
To bring love you torch
Before your wedding golden.
I wish you eternal burning
One love, but for two,
Health, Vigor, Patience
And all the joys of the earth!

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Discordant ranks of bachelors
With your wedding, they have thinned a lot.
Let friends be a little sad in their souls,
But wish you week after week

Loving each other, catching every breath
And there is no place to find yourself in separation.
Somewhere to argue, somewhere to make a fuss,
But still shake hands lovingly.

Walking through life, not straying, to the beat,
So that hearts beat in one sonata,
So that in the magic and mystery of love
Two destinies, as if in an eternal dance, merged.

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Let's have fun, let's rejoice!
Let the wine sparkle, we don't have to be bored!
At this super wedding, in the circle of super guests
Let's have fun and everything will be OK!
Let's take a super bride and a super groom
We will get them super gifts from the bag!
And together we wish them a house full of children!
Oh, not home yet? So everything will be OK!
Let's have fun, let's rejoice
Let's say the word: "Bitter" shout thirty times!
Invite us to your golden wedding!
And everything in your life will be just the highest class!

Comic wedding congratulations.

This celebration is impossible to imagine without humor and jokes that create an atmosphere of fun. Congratulations with humor on the wedding day can be written on posters and decorate with them the room where the holiday will take place. And you can use funny congratulations when designing a wedding wall newspaper, accompanying them with no less funny photographs.

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We wish you a long and joyful life:
Wife to be cheerful, and husband - to laugh!
And in life, the family soul does not grow old:
Wife to be beautiful, and husband - to want!
And it is necessary, of course, to give birth, to educate:
Wife to become a mother, and husband - to plow!
But in general, we wish, well, what to say,
Wife to be loved, and husband to love!

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All you guys got it
After all, they became husband and wife.
And for the husband - no partying,
Rare but fun drinking.

Start hoarding
Forget the cool car
What did you want for many years -
Everything, there is no money for this.

For the wife: borscht and meat,
In the summer - stocks for the winter.
And all year - socks, socks ...
(So ​​as not to die of longing).

What? Are you not afraid?
And unite even stronger?
So you found each other
The best husband and wife!

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Congratulations on your wedding!
Be the master, groom!
Let there be no trouble
None in your house!

Be the hostess, bride!
The best borscht in the world
And the hearth of family love
Take care of the days and nights!

I wish you a lot of happiness
And a big bag of money.
To have a daughter
And a pretty son!

How to congratulate the newlyweds with humor?

Funny congratulations on the wedding can be sent to young people in SMS or email. And you can place comic wedding congratulations on the pages of the heroes of the occasion in social network. Choose the verses you like the most - and congratulate your relatives or friends.

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We want to wish you
smile more often
And into each other every day
Fall in love again!
Always share equally
Joy, worries
And add some strength
Work storks!

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We congratulate you on your wedding,
We send you an order immediately:
Honey life so that it was all
Wife to give birth to a son
So that the husband does not go to the left,
To love one wife!

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We want the music to sound
To not be bored together.
Let there be twins for a start -
We will bring you a wheelchair.
We can wish you a lot
But we repeat again and again:
And here's what we want -
Advice to you, happiness and love.

Funny congratulations on the wedding in prose

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Dear newlyweds!
The husband is the ship and the wife is the rudder. We wish your family ship not to drown in the sea of ​​everyday problems, swim out of any whirlpool and reach a safe harbor.
Good luck, young people!

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Congratulations! The wedding day is not only the date of marriage, but also the beginning of the development of new professions: the builder of a cozy nest, the cook who prepares delicious and healthy food, the supplier, the psychologist who knows how to find the necessary compromises in life, and the most important vacancy - the parents of mischievous kids ! And we hope that you will cope with all of them perfectly!

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All those present undoubtedly know the nine commandments: do not kill, do not steal, do not commit adultery, honor your parents, etc. Do you know the commandments of the feast? Let's remember them! First: a sober person at a wedding is a spy; being at a wedding and not being drunk is a sin. Second: drink a little, but drink it all. Third: whoever gets drunk well will remember well. Let's raise our glasses to these time-tested commandments and vow never to violate them for the sake of the happiness of our newlyweds!

Without the wishes of beautiful and healthy kids? Children are a testament to love and a guarantee of happiness for every family! Therefore, we suggest you choose one of these congratulations and say it at the wedding.

1. Dear fiance! Rely on a stork, but don't make a mistake yourself!

2. If 10 children are born in a family, and half of them look like their father, then the father is awarded the medal "For part-time employment"!
If there are 10 children in a family, and none of them looks like a father, then he is awarded the medal "For non-intervention"!
If there are 10 children in the family, and they all look like their father, then he is awarded the medal "Father - well done"!
We wish our groom to become a father - well done.

3. You have a lot of children on time,
And for everyone to be healthy
Good luck, I wish you happiness
Today created family.

4. What do you want?
To live in contentment and honor!
Raise children and bloom near them!
We wish you
For many years
You met the dawn with a smile,
And so that the child
Born of love
It grew in love, not knowing slander.

5. We wish you a variety of benefits!
Live long just like this:
Not knowing quarrels, disagreements, troubles,
In love and happiness for many years.
And if, say, sometimes
Trouble will suddenly come
Fight shoulder to shoulder
Two pairs of hands are much stronger!
Still left to wish
Raise good children
A bunch of girls and guys -
Well, in a word, the whole!

6. Congratulations to the newlyweds,
We wish them love and happiness
Husband - obey your wife
And love her alone.
And the wife - to give birth to children,
Dear, glorious rascals!
We are waiting for heroes from you
And beautiful daughters.
And we also wish you
To be young forever
But for a golden wedding
Don't forget to invite!

7. Be healthy, live richly,
As far as your salary will allow you.
But you know, the salary is always not enough,
Shake all the ancestors - they will add to you.
Your parents have doubled
Love them hard, stay longer.
Don't be afraid of booties, don't be afraid of diapers -
Have boys, have girls.
But children bother parents.
Throw them to grandmothers - they will bring them up.
But most of all I wish, however,
So that there is no marriage from your marriage!

8. Our good knight, our dear falcon,
Be bold as a hawk, be as beautiful as the sun!
Let your house be a full bowl!
Let your wife give birth to your daughters -
Be faithful to your wife, do not walk for no reason,
Be honest and proud - that's the valor of a man!
Health to you for a thousand years
And so much happiness!

9. We wish you Alenka - a blue-eyed girl.
For Alenka, the brother is the boy Ignatik.
And catching up with the brother, let the little sister grow up - Paradise.
They will hang out with Zina, Galya, Valya and Marina,
Nadya, Olya, Kolya and, of course, with Tolya.
And you surprise us with Vitya, kind Yura, curly Mitya,
And the guys will go fasting (oh, those imps!)
Petya, Vasya and Valery, Gena, Alexey, Evgeny.
Let it be smaller - there will be Masha, and then Natasha will go,
Zoya, Polya and Stepan and the smallest one is Ivan.
Raise these kids, and then - whoever you want!
We also wish a young couple
Survive to the golden wedding
And so that the great-grandson of Borka
Shouted at the wedding "Bitter!"

10. Today, a family was born,
And we can testify:
For young people, love is the most precious thing!
And as a sign of love and respect
Your engagement is over
Therefore, in this wonderful hour,
We raise a toast to you!
Advice for young people:
To live up to a hundred years
So that the hut is spacious,
For a husband to love his wife
To the sonorous laughter of children
I would make all my friends happy
And we want so many children
How many times will we shout: "Bitter!"

11. We wish you to live in harmony for many years
And meet neither evil nor misfortune.
So that children grow up as people
So that there is no war in the world.
And so that at the weddings of your grandchildren
You waltzed with each other.

At weddings, guests want a lot of different and interesting things. And, of course, young people need to wish kids. We present you a selection of the most popular wedding toasts for future children.

In the East there is such a custom: if a son is born, plant an oak, and if a daughter is born, a vine. Let's drink to the fact that in a few years, dear newlyweds, a lot of oaks entwined with grapes will grow around your house!

People say that if on their wedding night the young people read the fairy tale "Ivan - the Tsar's son", then after 9 months a beautiful baby was born to them! If the young on their wedding night read the fairy tale "Mary the Craftsman" - and a beautiful daughter will be born! If the young people read the fairy tale “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” at night, then they will be born to them, not at once, of course, seven sons and one daughter!
Let's raise our glasses to our newlyweds to read the fairy tale "Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves" on their wedding night!

When God kisses a newborn on the forehead, he becomes a famous philosopher, on the mouth - a famous speaker, on the legs - a famous dancer, in the hands of a jack of all trades.
May God not bypass your future newborn with his kisses!

Let's drink to your children having rich parents!

What to do if the children sat on your neck? Don't worry: it's even harder to wear them on your hands.
Let's drink to the priceless burden that you will carry for the rest of your life. For your future children!

We wish you to live in harmony for many years
And meet neither evil nor misfortune.
So that children grow up as people
So that there is no war in the world.
And so that at the weddings of your grandchildren
You waltzed with each other.

Congratulations to the young
We wish you a lot of happiness
Let it pass you in life
Any bad weather.
Let the honey river
Your life is flowing
And, like a young month,
Your son will be born
Daughter to you, like a poppy color,
To comfort my mother.
Well, how many will there be?
You decide.

We wish you to live without boredom
Happy friendly family
Until the day you your grandchildren
Congratulations on your golden wedding!

Let the stork bring you
On the wings of their white
Different kids: small,
Shy and bold
perky, interesting,
Merry fidgets.
And let your house fill
Wonderful children's laughter!

Be healthy, live richly,
As far as your salary will allow you.
But you know, the salary is always not enough,
Shake all the ancestors - they will add to you.
Your parents have doubled
Love them hard, stay longer.
Do not be afraid of booties, do not be afraid of diapers -
Have boys, have girls.
But children bother parents.
Throw them to grandmothers - they will educate.
But most of all I wish, however,
So that there is no marriage from your marriage!

You have a lot of children on time,
And for everyone to be healthy
Good luck, I wish you happiness
Today created family.

We wish you Alyonka - a blue-eyed girl.
For Alyonka, the brother is the boy Ignatik.
And, catching up with my brother, let my sister grow - Paradise.
They will hang out with Zina, Galya, Valya and Marina,
Nadya, Olya, Kolya and, of course, with Tolya.
And you surprise us with Vitya, kind Yura, curly Mitya,
And then the guys will go (oh, those imps!)
Petya, Vasya and Valery, Gena, Alexey, Evgeny.
Let Masha be smaller, and then Natasha will go,
Zoya, Polya and Stepan and the smallest Ivan.
Raise these kids, and then - whoever you want!
We also wish the young couple to come to life before the golden wedding!
And so that the great-granddaughter of Borka would shout at this wedding “Bitter!”

We wish you all the best!
Live long just like this:
Not knowing quarrels, disagreements, troubles,
In love and happiness for many years.
And if, say, sometimes
Trouble will suddenly come
Fight shoulder to shoulder
Two pairs of hands are much stronger!
Still left to wish
Raise good children
A bunch of girls and guys
Well, in a word, a whole kindergarten!

Let's wish the new husband in family life hope for God, but do not make a mistake yourself! For future children!

It doesn’t matter if you use the suggested wishes about children or come up with your own personal congratulations, the main thing is that they be said with love!