If you don't want it to be good, it will be bad. If you don’t want it in a good way, it will be according to Bad Oleg Anatolyevich He said if you don’t want it in a good way
DO NOT WANT IT WELL, IT WILL BE BAD ....
(I dedicate to the memory of my husband Anatoly Kolomoets)
Stolypin reform, 1904. It was then that Natasha and Ivan Khutorny, the future grandparents of my husband, with children, Evdokia and Arkady, arrived on oxen from Ukraine to Northern Kazakhstan, along with other settlers. In search of a better life, they planned to get to the Far East, but along the way they liked Kazakhstan. Here, in the village of Kolomenka, Kustanai province, they settled and lived all their lives. Now only in archival documents can one find traces of this village.
They conducted their household zealously, worked hard, there were no one in the assistants and completely provided for themselves. Anatoly, my husband, often remembered them and told a lot of things.
Grandfather was smart, inventive and with an excellent sense of humor .. The whole village knew about this and showed him respect. Every now and then he surprised everyone and then gossiped about it. For a long time he was making something in his carpentry shed. No one guessed what Ivan Demidovich, who was called by his patronymic, would strike this time. But one day the wide door of the workshop opened and the grandfather, saddling a bicycle that no one had seen before, made entirely of wood, scaring away all kinds of dog and bird living creatures, proudly and laughing, rolled past the huts, astounding his fellow countrymen who poured out into the street.
And the grandfather made a mill himself and they also went to him to grind grain. And what, already there, was cunning, but special, but only when he was dispossessed and taken to an educated collective farm, a flour mill, no one could start it. So the bosses came to ask their grandfather to launch this miracle technique. The family did not go to the collective farm, gradually acquired a horse, the children grew up, they became assistants, and their farmstead grew stronger again.
Grandfather didn’t drink, as they say, black, but he drove excellent moonshine according to his own recipe, only known to him, and according to the whistle that the apparatus itself emitted, also an invention of grandfather’s, announcing the next portion of pervach, his friends pulled up to him, anticipating a joyful tasting and the opportunity to talk to all sorts of important host and turbulent political events.
And the events, although the outback was outrageous, constantly disturbed and did not pass by. German war, revolution, dispossession. Grandfather had to take part in everything, everything affected his family.
The sad and legendary trace of dispossession remained with my grandfather forever and was passed on to grandchildren and great-grandchildren. A trio unexpectedly showed up at the house, the third in which was the poorest poor man in their village, a peasant who did not enjoy any respect due to laziness and its other consequences. More than once, when he was especially tipsy, he would visit his grandfather and ask him to give him the most proud, well-deserved decoration of the hut. And there was this, hanging on a special nail above the family bed, a cap. But he was special, brought back from the Japanese-German war, where his grandfather fought honestly and returned with proof of his military past. Yes, and it was impossible to part with him! But this time, the little man, without even looking at the owner, first of all rushed to the cherished grandfather's cap, pulled himself up, because he was not great, removed it from a rusty nail, and blowing dust from it, after rubbing it a little, put it on his bald head with victorious speech: "Well, what, Ivan, did not want to give in a good way, now it will be in a bad way." On the wall, clumsily and lonely, a nail was left to stick out next to a faded photograph of Natalya and Ivan, taken on the day of the wedding.
Meanwhile, two other, daring lads from the region, sitting on a wooden bench at the table, in front of the images, opening their field bags with documents, began to inventory Ivanov’s meager property, a recognized fist, the grandfather of my future husband. Natalya, embracing the frightened children, silently and submissively stood by the stove. Deprived of an expensive cap, Ivan looked lostly at the offender, to whom he could not object.
P.S.
The grandchildren of Ivan and Natalia, Anatoly and Volodya, became well-known scientists in the field of mineral exploration technology and semiconductor physics. They have become doctors and professors, have dozens of inventions, and have written textbooks. But their main advantage is that they have become real people to be proud of! Their father, Vasily Kolomoets, died during World War II near Kharkov. Mother, Evdokia Kolomoets, raised her sons alone. The great-great-grandchildren of Ivan and Natalia flew away like birds from a nest and live in different, far from each other countries: in Ukraine, Russia, the Czech Republic, Canada and Israel. These are the twists of fate!
In the photo: fighting friends. On the right is Ivan Khutornoy.
Reviews
With each story you write better and more professionally. You are smart, Tamarochka. Both style and syllable are at a high level. I read it with great interest. The family of each of our generation has passed this way. My grandfather Ivan Frolovich, and with him his children, experienced similar bullying and humiliation of the then power of loafers and cheaters. Aunt Marusya (daughter of I.F), after being expelled from her own land, died on Solovki. But this is a separate topic that I can’t get to. Good luck to you, dear friend.
Marinochka! I just brought my laptop. Been with connoisseurs. I return to life. Without him, as without hands. Thank you for reading. Read my latest. I want to know just a short opinion. Where are you and Dani? All my events are mixed up. Write the history of your family. Will come in handy someday. Otherwise, they will not know in what cruel meat grinder people lived. I hug you all. I.
“If you don’t want to leave in a good way, it will be in my opinion - that is, in a bad way,” Oleg Anatolyevich Plokhoy should probably jokingly say to all officials caught in corruption, receiving them in the ascetic office of the Presidential Administration. A deceptively relaxed pose, a cold and piercing (like Dzerzhinsky's in portraits) look, bored into a strong business executive sitting opposite, and a quiet voice: "Please, a letter of resignation on the table." A strong business executive begins to mutter about “this is not my apartment in the Emirates” and something about “eternal devotion to Putin, stability and ... whatever ... yeah ... spiritual bonds”, but Comrade Plokhoy cuts off the guest, laying out a pistol with one cartridge of paper on the table and a pen, already stuffed with the words "Statement of Retirement for Health Reasons." But then he softens: “Don’t worry, we don’t scatter personnel - your invaluable managerial experience will still serve the country ...”
For 99 percent of those reading this post, the question explodes in their heads: who is this mysterious Oleg Anatolyevich Bad? A man with a surname that speaks too much even for Russia and KGB habits?
Well, how about it, friends. Bad O.A. - this is the newly appointed (December 2013) head of the whole department of the Presidential Administration for combating corruption. His biography is the most correct (KGB school, 11 years of work in the state security agencies and 14 years in the staff of the Presidential Administration), the broadest powers issued by Putin http://kremlin.ru/news/19747.
As conceived by the Kremlin, political analysts believe, Plokhoy should play the role of a problem solver in a narrow, if not family circle of middle-level government officials (third deputies of ministers, little-known deputies, mayors of non-federal cities, heads of regional districts and other "bureaucratic plankton").
Regular “pehtings” taught the authorities something: they still don’t want to fire the assholes exposed by the Navalniks, who do not know how to hide “honestly acquired” assets, but they can no longer not react to the situation at all. For this, Comrade Bad is needed. In a personal conversation, he must explain to those who are especially dull that the rules of the game have changed a little and in some cases it is better to leave on his own, hoping to receive a new bread assignment in the future (the Kremlin, by tradition, does not abandon its own). A short conversation - a statement of his own free will - the problem is “solved” - a strong business executive has received a lesson, but is not offended.
A completely acceptable scheme for the Kremlin: both the wolves (officials) are full and the sheep (you and me) are, as it were, satisfied. Well, what? The corrupt official has been removed from his familiar place - what else do you need, sheep?
But even this light fight against corruption does not work yet. O.A. The bad one, like that same dancer, while something interferes ...
For example, this week on the Internet turned out to be very fruitful for corruption revelations. And what more! Two statesmen - one respected servant of the people, the other a typical strong business executive - turned out to be almost Arab sheikhs:
1. Sergey Nikolaevich Koshman
, the head of the Leninsky district of the Moscow region, who likes to fly to his Dubai 186-meter apartment on weekends, was revealed by ntv http://ntv.livejournal.com/346895.html Here are documents, passport scans, and other facts ...
2. Igor Vladimirovich Lebedev
, State Duma deputy, leader of the Liberal Democratic Party faction and just the son of Zhirinovsky, caught on craving for the wonders of the East navalny http://navalny.livejournal.com/909061.html Here, too, all the documents are available.
But Comrade Bad is silent for some reason. He does not call anyone into the office, does not conduct explanatory conversations, does not bore anyone with his eyes ... He got lost somewhere in the corridors of the Presidential Administration, disappeared under the rubble of bureaucratic papers!
Ay!!! The motherland needs you, Oleg Anatolyevich!
#real #Hagrid_on_minimum
The Fanfix magic worked: the horses got to us safe and sound!
And I realized that I did not tell how they ended up in the slaughterhouse in the first place. The mare had an owner. Apparently, he was still a bastard, for example, by his own admission, he had a habit of hitting her on the head. After giving birth, the mare absolutely rightly decided that the child should be protected, and once bit the owner. For this, he beat her and handed her over to the slaughterhouse along with the foal. This was the end of their story. But no)
They traveled on a passing horse carrier for 2.5 days. The unfortunate animals visited Tambov, Moscow and Novgorod. The driver said that the mare behaved perfectly, that she understood everything, just like a person. The foal also did not lose heart, with enviable persistence tried to get into the driver's cab)
This is how they drove:
If you look closely, the muzzle of a foal sticks out from the side. By the way, now his name is Orion! Guess who came up with it?)
They were very much expected at the stable, they even drew a heart in the stall: 
It's not very visible, but, believe me, it's a heart)) 
By the way, the mare, now called Igrayna, behaved absolutely adequately, did not show the slightest aggression.
And I will go to them tomorrow, in the light of day, at the same time I will take normal pictures) 
Just a cool photo of the sky above the stable. It seems that the Dark Mark is about to appear from behind the clouds, but in my case this is a good sign))
Yesterday, the court granted amnesty to Miroslav Aidarov, Taimuraz Murtazov and Guram Dryaev, former leaders of the Pravoberezhny District Department of Internal Affairs of North Ossetia, who were accused of criminal negligence that led to the death of 331 hostages at school #1 in Beslan. The victims did not agree with the decision and smashed the courtroom. None of the three defendants came to the final session of the Pravoberezhny Court. As Kommersant was told in court, all of them wrote applications for the decision to be announced without their presence. At 10.00, about 50 victims gathered in the meeting room. Judge Valery Besolov quickly walked to the table and immediately began to read out the amnesty decision. The corresponding petition was filed by the defendants on May 10, stating that they fall under the resolution of the State Duma of the Russian Federation adopted on September 22, 2006 "On declaring an amnesty for persons who committed crimes during the counter-terrorist operation in the Southern Federal District" (the counter-terrorist operation was carried out in Beslan from 1 to September 5, 2004.— Kommersant). The public prosecutor from the Prosecutor General's Office, Vladimir Lozitsky, actually supported the petition, saying that he did not object to its satisfaction.
“Enough!” shouted the women from the courtroom to the judge. “Let them (the defendants.— Kommersant) they will come, and then you will read it!" However, Judge Besolov, despite the screams, continued the announcement. The victims began to clap, but the judge did not notice them. The noise intensified, and several women tried to break through the bailiffs to Mr. Besolov. Only then the judge stopped and announced a break until 4 pm The victims decided that by that time they would be able to persuade the defendants to appear in court, but when it became clear that they would not come, and Valery Besolov again began to read the decision, the victim Elvira Tuaeva broke through the bailiffs and tried to snatch the folder from his hands "Valery Besolov immediately left the meeting room. "If the decision is read out, no one will be able to hold them accountable!" Ella Kesaeva, leader of the "Voice of Beslan" committee, shouted. "That means he won't read it out," one of the victims answered her.— They have already decided everything a long time ago, and they do not have a single culprit. We ourselves are to blame because we sent our children to school that day."
The victim Elvira Tuaeva lost her nerve. "We must smash everything here," she shouted, and rushed to the window. Several women began tearing down the blinds with her. "If they don't want to listen to us in a good way, it will be in a bad way," the women shouted. The bailiffs tried to stop the victims, but they did it poorly. “You understand that we will have to pay for all this,” one of the bailiffs found the last argument in despair. “Let them just try,” the victim Marina Pak answered. “If they do, we will burn this district court.” “And let it remain in history why this court burned down,” Ella Kesaeva added.
Several women grabbed chairs and smashed the windows with them. One of the victims ran up to the judges' table and tore off the Russian flag hanging behind it. "This state doesn't need us," she said softly in Ossetian. "Why should we respect its symbols?"
In the end, the bailiffs managed to persuade the women to calm down, but some of them, having gone out into the lobby, began to tear off the signs hanging on the doors. When there were no more tablets left, they also calmed down. In the meantime, the bailiffs asked in a whisper to follow them three operators of federal channels. As it turned out later, in their presence, Judge Besolov announced his decision in the small courtroom, according to which the defendants were acquitted of the charge of negligence and an amnesty was announced as law enforcement officers serving in the zone of the counter-terrorist operation. The victims, having learned about this, refused to leave the courthouse, although they were all going to go to the memorial cemetery by nine o'clock to mark the thousandth day since the day of the terrorist attack.
The decision to amnesty the Ossetian policemen, according to the victims, will certainly ruin the case of the head of the Malgobek District Department of Internal Affairs of Ingushetia Mukhazhir Evloev and his deputy Akhmed Kotiev (the policemen are accused of negligence, since the camp of the gang that seized the school in Beslan was located on the territory entrusted to them). The policemen's lawyers are going to apply for an amnesty, and if the court does not make an appropriate decision, they hope for an acquittal by the jury, with the participation of which the case will be considered. It is clear that they will acquit "their" militiamen, if only because they have freed the Ossetian law enforcement officers from criminal responsibility.
Zaur Ъ-Farniev, Beslan
So winged words that fly out of memory.
A real cat and in December March.
Called an enema - get in the ass.
Napoleon went crazy when he found out that he was cognac.
Direct your thoughts where they should, otherwise they will direct you where they should not.
Let's draw the face of your enemy on toilet paper.
On the grandmother and the beast runs.
On bezrybe and Santa Claus - Snegurochka.
On a naked body, a healthy mind.
They put it on horses, but they put it on people.
The inscription in the workshop: - Finished, wipe the machine ...
We are not "left" and not "right", because we are felt boots.
The man chases the woman until she catches him.
Honey, don't take yourself out of me.
Love is evil, but not in the way the goat hopes.
Love for a mother-in-law is measured in kilometers.
Love is like a fire - if you don't throw a stick, it will go out.
Love is not just for you, you have to deal with it.
I love looking expensive.
Better a terrible end than horror without end.
It is better to have a titmouse when it is in hand.
It is better to be silent and seem like an idiot than to speak up and dispel all doubts.
It is easier to be silent for half an hour than to persuade all night.
The forest is so mysterious, and the tears are so thoughtful.
Whoever comes to us with beer will run for vodka.
When you grow before our eyes, you become a thorn in your side.
When you are next to me, my meaning is filled with life.
When a woman has seven Fridays in a week, a man has not a single day off.
When a person drinks, he becomes a different person. But this other also wants to drink.
Enema. Know your place.
When you drink, you feel like a person, in the morning you feel like an organism.
How are you? Thank you, it sucks.
What is Mary Poppens.
What screw does not dream of tightening the nuts.
How unhappy a woman feels when there is no one to bring her to tears.
Every little girl dreams big.
Each creature - a pair, - thought the teacher, looking at the students with hatred.
Each creature has its own character.
How to call the weather so as not to offend nature.
How to send two bytes.
And the nail of the program can be blunt.
And a woman is like a storm. subsided.
From the bushes a girl's cry was heard, gradually turning into a woman's.
From vegetables, I like dumplings the most.
Intimacy - leisure not to offer.
There are no others, we will heal others.
There are no healthy ones. There are unexplored ones.
A mirror is a means of communication with an intelligent person.
The mirror in the car is a set of devices and mechanisms that feed the rear view directly into the driver's eye.
Law: a body falling on its tail flies off with double acceleration.
Close your mouth - see through.
Change my oil, filters, pads and girls in the car.
An intention without intention is called fiction.
Do not look down the barrel of a loaded tank.
Come quietly, speak clearly, ask little, leave quickly.
Lived-there were Years. Of course, they took theirs, but at the same time they took ours.
Women can do anything, some are just shy.
Women are capable of everything, men, everything else.
I live well, but there is nothing to envy.
Life is a game. Bad idea, but the graphics are amazing!
If you look at things soberly, you involuntarily want to drink.
If your breath smells bad in the morning, it means that yesterday someone shat in your soul.
If you want to work, lie down and sleep and everything will be fine.
If a person is sick, then it is for a long time, if a person is sick, then for life.
If you were hit on the right cheek, then substitute the left then go under the elbow and from below to the jaw.
If it’s nice to look at and there’s something for it, then why not feel it.
If the hands are golden, then it does not matter where they grow from.
If the first time did not work - parachuting is not for you.
If a woman suddenly fell silent for a long time, then she went headlong into sex.
If we start talking about what we think, it will become very quiet.
cats in their hearts don’t just scratch it so they .... they bury
If you were sentenced to pay alimony, then you did not throw sticks, but boomerangs.
If you are able to laugh at your troubles, you will always have a reason to laugh.
If two roll, then the third is the hypotenuse.
If children are washed with baby soap, then what is washed with household soap?
If there is a sex bomb, there must be a sex haven.
The length of a minute depends on which side of the toilet door you are on.
Long legs are not a luxury, but a means of transportation.
We have reached the limit, but this is not the limit.
To the very bones of the brain.
The doctor said: "Beer!" - means beer and no anesthesia.
Debt by payment is terrible.
Expensive! You are irresistible! Here I look at you and do not reflect!
A bad head does not give rest to cowards.
The hedgehog is a proud bird, until you kick it, it will not fly.
If God hadn't invented the orgasm, people would have fucked themselves to death.
Children are the flowers of life. And they need pots too.
Virginity is a woman's defect, eliminated by man's dignity.
A citizen of Nepal is one who is conceived by a Nepalese woman and a Nepalese woman.
Where the "scoop", there is "garbage".
The potty is a branch of the toilet bowl.
Do you have anything against it? Or are you against it because you have nothing?
What are you holding me for the blue, then keep it right.
Calling an alcoholic interlocutor to the house.
Wipe the drool from your coat, if you freeze, you will cut yourself.
I carry all of mine with me.
Stand back to back, in a checkerboard pattern, diagonally.
Meet by clothes, and see off in the face.
You mentally or physically persuaded him.
All people are descended from monkeys, but some earlier and others later.
We all make mistakes. Some more, others all the time.
It's not as bad as you think, it's much worse.
Everyone thinks about different things and is silent about one thing.
The wind in the head is not favorable.
Viagra plus diphenhydramine - love is like a dream.
At first there was a word, and only then - the police department.
Vodka has performed an illegal operation and will be unloaded.
Great stickman.
we are all fellow travelers in life .. only with some you go to the end and with others to the fork
In the dark, but not offended.
You will know a lot, we will not let you grow old.
Wine is wisdom. There is strength in beer. And there are microbes in the water.
Away is good, but I don’t have a home.
In life there is always a place do not care.
Quit smoking get up on skis and instead of cancer there will be a hernia!
Pants are more important than a wife, because there are many places where one can go without a wife and where one cannot go without trousers.
God created sleep and silence, and the devil - the rise and the foreman.
I can no longer work in such cramped conditions, the enema said, draining the water
You can't get in there without a lot of work.
lady with phaeton..pony is resting
Why don't I go to work? I thought and didn't go.
Prepaid expense! How much in this sound.
She was very scary! But there was nothing to drink.
Do not go to a lecture - an erection will disappear.
Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Don't have a hundred friends, but have an impudent face.
Not yogis burn pots.
There are no ugly women, there are cowardly men.
It is not easy to find strength in yourself. But then it is even more difficult to keep them in yourself.
No need to mislead me.
Do not hit the fool on the head - only aggravate his situation.
Don't talk nonsense.
Don't throw bulls down the toilet. It's hard to smoke.
A man is not drunk with vodka alone.
Do not bury talent in the ground - you will damage the cable.
He came, he saw and he left.
Nothing prevents you from enjoying life like life itself.
New model of Moskvich - St. Basil the Blessed
The legs are long, especially the left.
Well, you have requests - the database said and hung.
About how dreary to go without a flasher.
Not everyone gets what they promise.
I upholster the doors with the customer's skin.
It doesn't matter how many men were in my life - what matters is how much life was in my men.
The bride patented the groom's proposal.
Smile is a loose concept.
The family replaces everything, therefore, first, think about what is more expensive - everything or the family.
Sex on the train is naturally unpredictable.
Our village is huge - four sobering-up stations.
Seven do not press one.
Contempt must be spent sparingly in view of the great number of those in need.
Nature is most afraid of people who can move mountains.
Through insanity, we reach orgasm.
One day a swan doggy style pike...
She was deprived of her virginity by cupid's arrow.
An educated person can worry all night about what a fool never dreamed of.
Public transport teaches a man perseverance, and a woman - sustainability.
One in the field did not understand.
Going to a school makes a man educated in the same way that going to a garage makes him a car.
After non-alcoholic beer you feel cheated.
After yesterday, the humanoid was all green and clearly not at ease.
After what the government has done to the people, it is obliged to marry them.
The optimist believes that we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears that this is the case.
Experience and alcoholism will always win over youth and enthusiasm.
Orgasm arose, but man-made.
Stop the Earth, I'll get off
When opening the closet, it is better to knock first.
Fathers - be strong, mothers - swear.
The first pancake in a coma.
First of all, we will ruin the planes, but the girls, and the girls later.
Take beer for dinner in moderation. Drink little by little - three liters.
The beer has run out.
She was folded well, only her arm was sticking out of the suitcase.
She is not yet an adult.
She is certainly not Venus, but there is something venereal in her.
Go! - said the roof and waved his hand.
Ivan Tsarevich caught Vasilisa the Beautiful and let's marry her.
Poster at the zoo: Stop!!! The hippo puffs!!! Detour through the left wing of the park
Slippers rumbled across the floor.
At the request of readers, our newspaper will be published in rolls and without text.
It flowed down the shorts, but it didn’t get into the mouth.
I speak English with a dictionary. I'm shy with people.
Now many girls agree to the worst.
There is no holy place with a bust.
Did the job, get off the body.
The longest end is at the working day.
I have hands, I don't need a wife.
Russian language without swearing, turns into a report.
From the ship to the women.
With soap, paradise and in a hut.
Childbirth is the replacement of tampax with a diaper!
Born to take, he cannot give.
One who is born to crawl cannot fall.
A conversation with a mother-in-law, like a game of chess, sooner or later ends with a checkmate.
It's never too late to repent, but it's possible to sin too late
I will put my feet in good hands.
Let the one who is too lazy to itch to wash!
Drinking without sex is a sign of alcoholism.
One hundred grams - do not stop the tap - pull, do not stop.
No matter how much you feed a guest, he will still get drunk.
Laughter prolongs the life of the one who laughs, obviously at the expense of the one over whom
Tell me, aunt, are you not in vain?
Tell me, were there pregnant women in your family.
She said "NO" and nodded her head
Clever thought can come to a fool. But it would be foolishness on her part.
Man can do everything. This is what worries me.
Your ear noodles haven't dried yet.
Do you have a gun in there or are you just glad to see me?
Tu 134 - And never mine
Tanks are not afraid of dirt.
You can't sell such a Motherland with all your desire.
Why are you walking around, a lonely hormone, that you don’t let the girls sleep.
Whatever the child is not amused, if only by mutual agreement.
It takes a man two years to learn to speak, and sixty years to learn to keep his mouth shut.
What to drink, that can not be avoided
If you want big and clean - wash the elephant.
It's good when a dog is a friend, but it's bad when a friend is a dog.
Cold - thought the gray wolf and pulled on Little Red Riding Hood
Surgeons believe that the inner world of a person is best revealed on the operating table
Mornings are worse than evenings.
When you leave, put out everyone.
Learning is light, not learning is a pleasant twilight
Erotica is art, pornography is life
I'll eat you little red riding hood! - said the mad pioneer and ate his cap
I'm not street, let's go to the entrance.
The energy of laziness is the most inexhaustible.
What the sober has in mind, the drunk has already done.
To know the perspective, you need to feel it.
Champagne at home: vodka to the hiss of his wife
I am a decent girl, and therefore dear.
I thought I loved you. I open my eyes - there is not you.
I got rid of 80 kg. excess weight. I got divorced.
